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If they know me well and are fully aware that I truly dislike them, a lovely gift would shake them up for quite a while.

Blamestorm: to put much thought into who best to blame for your mistake(s).

Other children have talked about their NDE experiences, mentioning details they could not have seen or heard of before. Very compelling. It's convincing evidence of an actual experience, imo.

When I was a schoolgirl, everyone including my science teacher pronounced Uranus with the long "a" sound: ur - anus. Now it is pronounced urine - us. Still sounds like potty humor to me.

The headline: "Expressing Gratitude Wildlife-Style"

He's giving off toreador vibes. Not at all British.

I wasn't clear about what I was supposed to be afraid of, so I bought fireworks and baked cupcakes for the kids.

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away.

Some cable customers were switched to a different program. I was getting the $30 discount. The new program gives me a $10 discount. I have Xfinity Comcast.

I received a $75 Amazon gift card and ordered large quantities of food and other necessities for my cat. I was excited to find I could get a 40-pound bag of clumping clay cat litter for only $17, and ordered two of them. This stuff is not cat litter. This is "instant mortar, just add cat-pee."...

Very clever. It wasn't Amway policy, so this was her idea. For a moment I thought about asking if I could work with her. 🤣

When I was working and had little ones at home, I called around for a weekly cleaning service. I settled on one that charged $20 a week. A young cleaning lady showed up carrying a basket full of cleaning products. It turns out she was an Amway sales person. I was expected to buy all of the...

Yes, they were competitors, but not only athletically. The race was a parable for the social situation.

I thought this thread was about adult diapers.

If procrastination = "I don't feel like it," then yes. I don't feel like doing laundry today, so I won't. I know I will have to do it sometime soon, but definitely not today for no reason other than, I don't feel like it. Though, I still have clean underwear, so that helps.