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The Reach Of Speech

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    Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them.

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    Early soccer games. Never caught on back then.

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    Witty Dictionary

    ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
    BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
    CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
    CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
    COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
    DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
    EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
    HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
    INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
    MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
    RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
    SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
    SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
    TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
    TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
    YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
    and last but not least.....
    WRINKLES: Something other people have, similar to my character lines.


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    The first words were:

    Madam, I'm Adam!

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