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    Banks

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    Swiss bank. A guy whispers:
    – “I want to open a bank account for 2 million dollars.”
    Swiss Banker answers:
    – “You can say it louder. In our bank poverty is no crime.”

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    Why are men like bank accounts?
    One day they're up, the next they're down, and most of the time they show no interest!

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    Why did the banker push the lady over?
    She asked him to check her balance!

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    Bankers never die...They just lose interest.

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    A young banker decided to get his first tailor-made suit. As he tried it on, he reached down to put his hands in the pockets but to his surprise found none.

    He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, "You're a banker, right?" The young man answered, "Yes, I am."

    "Well, whoever heard of a banker put his hand in his own pocket?"
    What do you call an academically successful slice of bread? An honor roll.

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