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    Mama From the Train-Patti Page



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    Mother's Day is coming. Here are some quotes from a few famous mothers:

    COLUMBUS’ MOTHER: “I don’t care what you’ve discovered, you still could have written. Is it too much to expect a post card or two?”

    NAPOLEON’S MOTHER: “All right, if you aren’t hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me.”

    ABRAHAM LINCOLN’S MOTHER: “Again with the stovepipe hat? Can’t you just wear a baseball cap turned around like the other kids?”

    MARY’S MOTHER: “I’m not upset that your lamb followed you to school, but I’d like to know how it got a better grade than you.”

    MICHELANGELO’S MOTHER: “Why can’t you paint on the walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get this stuff off the ceiling?”

    GEORGE WASHINGTON’S MOTHER: “The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, young man, you can kiss your allowance goodbye! Do you think money grows on trees? And while we're on the subject, what happened to my cherry tree?”

    PAUL REVERE’S MOTHER: “I don’t care where you think you have to go, midnight is past your curfew! And, no, you can't have the horse tonight.”

    ALBERT EINSTEIN’S MOTHER: “But it’s your senior picture. Can’t you do something with your hair? OY! Styling gel, mousse, something.”

    THOMAS EDISON’S MOTHER: “Of course I’m proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to sleep!”
    If we're ever in a situation where I am "the voice of reason", then we are in a very, very bad situation.

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    Jujube

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    What went through the fly's mind as he hit the windshield?
    A: His butt.

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