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New Humorous Names For Assisted Living Places

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    New Humorous Names For Assisted Living Places


    Assisted living is a smoothed over term for "The Ain't Got Long To Go Inn". Please add you ideas on new more appropriate names for these places.
    Examples: Last Call Resort, The Adios Inn, The Don't Bother Unpacking Motel.

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    Not a made-up name, but we did come across one some years back called "The Whispering Pines Retirement Home and Miniature Golf Course". Honest. Keeps 'em busy, I guess.

    I guess I'd go with the "One Step Closer Cabanas" or "The Happy Hunting Grounds Hotel". Could have religion-based retirement homes like the "Garden of Allah Adult Living Facility" or the "Hare Krishna Kabins". For old hippies, there would be the "Medical Cannabis Commune". You could have a nutritional-oriented retirement home for old Republicans called "Make America Eat Again".
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    Geezer Ghetto.

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    Jay Leno would do a segment about good and bad names: Bed Bath and Beyond. Good name for a home store. Bad name for a retirement community.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kitties View Post
    Jay Leno would do a segment about good and bad names: Bed Bath and Beyond. Good name for a home store. Bad name for a retirement community.
    Along that thought process (but I'm not as funny as JayLeno) :

    Land's End...good name for an Outdoor Clothing & Camping Gear catalog. Bad name for a Retirement Community.

    Pep Boys...good name for AutoRepair store...bad name for a Rest Home.
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    'The Last Old Farts Saloon' has a certain ring to it don't you think?

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    ........or, perhaps......'The Poppin' y' Clogs Fun Centre'

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    'Place to Be Called Home'

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    another...... 'Don't go to sleep whatever you do, Care Home'

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    or........ 'Say Hello To The Angels Clubhouse'

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    How about the Willy Makit Memorial Incontinence Ward, next door to the Betty Won't Memorial Custodian's Closet.
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