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4 worms in church

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    4 worms in church

    4 Worms in Church
    Four worms and a lesson to be learned!





    A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.


    Four worms were placed into four separate jars.


    The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.


    The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.


    The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup..


    The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.


    At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:


    The first worm in alcohol . . . Dead.


    The second worm in cigarette smoke . . . Dead.


    Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead.
    Fourth worm in good clean soil . . . Alive


    So the Minister asked the congregation,


    "What did you learn from this demonstration?"


    Maxine was sitting in the back quickly raised her hand and said . . .
    "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,
    you won't have worms!"


    That pretty much ended the service!
    "I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone.

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    A good lesson, LOL!!!

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