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The Australian sheep farmer needed help.

  1. #1
    Join Date
    May 2013
    NYS and Florida winters

    The Australian sheep farmer needed help.

    An animal orthodontist who practiced in Iowa was called one day by a frantic farmer in Australia. "Help sir!" he cried, "I just got braces and orthodontic equipment for 100 of my sheep, and the local sheep orthodontist just died! I need a responsible animal dentist to come care for my flock!"

    The orthodontist was moved, and a good price was offered, so he promptly flew to Australia for what he figured would be a week or two of work.

    But he found that he was entirely unfamiliar with the orthodontic equipment the sheep had been given, and he spent a whole six months in Australia trying to figure out the foreign braces.

    When at last he boarded a plane for home, after half a year of frustrating work, he sighed with happiness.

    "At last", he said, .... "I'll be seeing ewes in all the old familiar braces!"
    A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Nov 2016
    central interior B.C., Canada
    Good one Pappy!

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