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Doctors and nurses one liners

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    Doctors and nurses one liners

    1. “Statisti1. “Statistically…. 9 out of 10 injections are in vein.”


    2. “PMS jokes aren’t funny; period.”
    3. “Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.”
    4. “I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.”
    5. “I tried to look up impotence on the Internet, but nothing came up.”
    6. “Conjunctivitis.com — that’s a site for sore eyes.”
    7. “URINE: opposite of ‘you’re out.'”
    8. “There was a sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center that said ‘Keep off the Grass.'”
    9. “He was wheeled into the operating room, and then had a change of heart.”

    I ate beans and onions....ended up with tear gas.

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    Do you have an inhaler because you just took my breath away.
    I didn't say your perfume was too strong, I only said the canary was alive before you got here.

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    Question: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
    Answer: Only if you aim it well enough.

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    Doc, it hurts when I do this...Doc: don't do that!!

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    Do you know what the suppository said to the laxative? With friends like you who needs enemas.
    I didn't say your perfume was too strong, I only said the canary was alive before you got here.

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    A man rushes into the doctors office screaming, "Doctor, I think I'm shrinking!"

    The doctor replies, "Now settle down, you'll just have to be a little patient."
    I didn't say your perfume was too strong, I only said the canary was alive before you got here.

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