So I was watching the Anchorman movie with Will Ferrell
set in the 70's and they were making fun of the news by showing
that the biggest story is that a panda or something was giving
birth in the zoo.
Then I switched channels and the real news was doing this.
Saying that the big news was in a zoo.
They were on TV at the same exact time.

They soften the news any way they can
with the most unimportant issues.