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At last, I'm a stud.

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    At last, I'm a stud.


    When I was growing up, I didn't exactly set women's hearts afire. But ,now, I'm a young 72 year old male, in an assisted living facility. There are four males to twenty five females. Yup, women outlive males. I have to admit, I like the attention from my feminine house mates. Just a greeting brings giggles and smiles from them. At last, while it's a fleeting delusion, I'm a stud.

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    Hey FB glad to hear that you have taken the plunge into new surroundings!!!

    When you have time give us a rundown of the facility, food and social activities other than the beach blanket bingo!!!

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    FB, you males are in high demand! Enjoy yourself. I would also like to hear more about your new digs, meals and etc.

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    My late uncle had to be persuaded reluctantly to go into an "active" assisted living facility. It was only a matter of days before he realized that he had landed in paradise. The ratio there was 15% male to 85% female. As he was a very good-looking guy, he was surrounded by the ladies before he knew what happened to him. He was still a good driver and had a car, so that made him even more popular. His last three years were spent very, very happily.
    If we're ever in a situation where I am "the voice of reason", then we are in a very, very bad situation.

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    My fantasy was to have two women . Now that I get offers the only reason I would want two women is so they have someone to talk to while I nap. Ha ha ha

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    You stud you. Lol

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    You/ve stumbled on to a well kept secret. I've been to a couple senior citizen center events and it was the same thing, 4 men to about 15 women who were giddy and swooning. Enjoy being a stud muffin.

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    My brother has been going out dancing a lot lately. He`s 80. The place he goes there are three men and about twelve women. He`s lovin` it!

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    My dear friend Louis attended a line dancing group at his church. There were only 3 men in the group to a lot more women. He had a great time line dancing twice a week until he died at 92. He loved the attention and the home cooking that came his way!

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    My close friend,Peter who is 85,like a favorite uncle to me, lost his wife Rose,2 yrs ago.They lived in Hamburg,NY{south of Bflo} for over 60 yrs.A yr ago,Peter moved into an assisted living facility,two blocks from where they use to live.He loves the food and has become active there. He's made friends with a couple of the female residents,they enjoy his company.He no longer drives,his friends take him out a couple times/week.
    FB aka 'Stud Muffin' look forward to your future posts in your new 'digs Sue
    Walkers Take It All In Strides

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    Fuzzbuddy it sounds like that you are really enjoying being one of the only roosters in a pen full of hens.......try to pace yourself my friend and drink plenty of water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IKE View Post
    Fuzzbuddy it sounds like that you are really enjoying being one of the only roosters in a pen full of hens.......try to pace yourself my friend and drink plenty of water.

    Gert.jpg
    That's funny that you should mention roosters and hens. That's exactly what they used to call my uncle: The Head Rooster and his Hens.

    When I was looking for a facility for him in my town, I met with several directors to gather information. One told me they would be delighted to have an active man around but that it took about six weeks for everything to settle down after a new one moves in. She said the last time that happened, there was hairpulling and extreme squabbling among a few of the ladies. Actual hair pulling. Apparently it upsets the balance for a while and the women tend to fight over the new guy.
    If we're ever in a situation where I am "the voice of reason", then we are in a very, very bad situation.

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    You'd better watch it Fuzzybuddy! I've heard about senior women getting kind of "territorial" about men they have eyes for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fuzzybuddy View Post
    When I was growing up, I didn't exactly set women's hearts afire. But ,now, I'm a young 72 year old male, in an assisted living facility. There are four males to twenty five females. Yup, women outlive males. I have to admit, I like the attention from my feminine house mates. Just a greeting brings giggles and smiles from them. At last, while it's a fleeting delusion, I'm a stud.
    Fuzzy, so happy you've moved from your house into assisted living and are having fun there. What is the place like, do you have your own apartment/room?

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    Fuzzy, remember, you are a desirable commodity so give those ladies equal time.

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