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    Once upon a time, there were three little pigs.


    The first little pig walked into a bar. 'Give me five beers.' When he was done he asked, 'Where's the bathroom?' '
    Down the hall and to the left,' replied the bartender.
    The second little pig walked into the bar and asked, 'How many beers did my brother have?'
    'Five.'
    'Then I'll have ten.'
    When he was done he asked, 'Where's the bathroom?'
    'Down the hall and to the left,' replied the bartender.
    The third little pig walked into the bar and asked, 'How many beers did my brother have?'
    'Ten.'
    'Then I'll have Fifteen.'
    When he was done he started eating the peanuts on the bar. The bartender asked, 'Aren't you going to ask where the bathroom is?'
    'No,' said the little pig. 'I'm the little pig that goes wee wee wee wee all the way home.'

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