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....and how was your day?

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    ....and how was your day?

    …..and how was your day?
    This is a story with a happy ending...

    I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a
    large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs
    my drink and gulps it down in one swig."

    “Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says,
    menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the
    biker says, "I didn't think you'd cry. I can't stand to
    see a man crying.

    "This is the worst day of my life," I said. "I'm a
    complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss
    fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car
    had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left
    my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with
    another man ... and then my dog bit me."

    "So, I came to this bar to work up the courage to put
    an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in it
    and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then you show


    up and drink the whole damn thing! But, hell, enough
    about me, how are you doing?"

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    Meanderer!

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    I got bit by vampire and I liked it!
    Happy Halloween !

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