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    Let it snow, let it snow

    Had to share.


    🎄🎅🏻🎄Since radio stations decided to pull “Baby it’s Cold Outside” from their playlists because someone was offended, I feel that these other holiday songs must also be removed as they are offensive as well. Do so immediately.


    1. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: subjecting minors to softcore porn and cheating on daddy.
    2. The Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriation
    3. Holly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? Unwanted advances


    4. White Christmas? Racist
    5. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Sees you when you’re sleeping? Knows when you’re awake? Peeping Tom stalker
    6. Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Everyone telling you be of good cheer? Forced to hide depression
    7. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Bullying
    8. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas: Forced gender-specific gifts: dolls for Janice and Jen and boots and pistols (GUNS!) for Barney and Ben
    9. Santa Baby: Gold digger, blackmail, hooker
    10. Frosty the Snowman: Sexist; not a snow woman
    11. Do You Hear What I Hear: blatant disregard for the hearing impaired
    12. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: Make the yuletide GAY? Wow, just wow
    13. Jingle Bell Rock: Giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet: animal abuse
    14. Mistletoe and Holly: Overeating, folks stealing a kiss or two? How did this song ever see the light of day?
    15. Winter Wonderland: Parson Brown demanding they get married…forced partnership
    16. The Hanukkah song- I'm not Jewish, dont force your religion on others.
    17. Grandma got ran over by a reindeer- promotes a hit and run..also I dont want my kid to think theres no such person..


    I think we can clearly see how ridiculous this is becoming.


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    He who has not Christmas in his heart, will never find it under a tree.
    Roy L. Smith

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    what a world we'll hopefully not have to live in

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    Unfortunately, it's only a matter of time. I'll die before I give up my Gene Autry Christmas album though.

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    All my favs for years and years...the better not!
    Goodbye November, hello December....with all your twinkling lights and winter beauty upon us.....

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    Funny, but, unfortunately, much of it will probably come to pass in our oh so pc world.

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    On the news today: a principal in Nebraska banned candy canes from school because they form the letter "J", which she says stands for "Jesus" and introduces religion into the school. The school district was quick to announce that that doesn't represent district policy and the principal has been put on administrative leave.

    I'm pretty sure Santa will be leaving some coal in her stocking this year.
    If we're ever in a situation where I am "the voice of reason", then we are in a very, very bad situation.

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    IMO none of us would be here if it wasn't for a little flirting/sexual innuendo.

    But like the song says: "The answer is no..."



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    I’ve heard some rap music that would curdle your toes. Let’s all learn to whistle...that shouldn’t offend anyone.
    He who has not Christmas in his heart, will never find it under a tree.
    Roy L. Smith

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    Sad but true, pappy. Too many people are seeking out ways to shock/offend others in order to validate their own existence.

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    It Snowed Last Night...


    So at 7:00pm I made a snowman.


    7:45 A feminist driving by stopped and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.


    8:15 So, I made a snow woman.


    8:30 A gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.


    8:42 A transgender man..woman...person walking by asked why I didn't just make it a snow person


    8:48 on local Social Media I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.


    8:51 A middle eastern gent drove by and demanded the snow woman be covered up .


    9:10 The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.


    9:22 Again on Local Social Media A feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.


    9:45 TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and now I've been labeled a sexist.


    10:00 finally came back in for some coffee and local news... I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.


    10:30 Heard some noise from on down the street. Came out to see a bunch of ANTIFA clad protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.


    Moral:


    There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become all because fragile humans like to turn anything possitive into negative.


    STOP BEING OFFENDED BY EVERYTHING!!!
    He who has not Christmas in his heart, will never find it under a tree.
    Roy L. Smith

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