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Quick thinking hillbilly.

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    Quick thinking hillbilly.

    After checking on their moonshine operation two hillbillies stop in the local cafe for a bite to eat and suddenly they see a woman at a nearby table start to cough while grasping her throat.



    One of the hillbillies walks over to her and asks, "kin ya swallar ?" and the woman shakes her head no.

    He then asks, "kin ya breath ?" by then starting to turn blue the woman again shakes her head no.

    The hillbilly bends down beside the woman, lifts her dress, yanks down her drawers and gives her left butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

    The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction comes flying out of her mouth then sits down and slowly begins to breath again.

    The hillbilly walks back to his table and his buddy says, "ya know I'd heerd about that there 'Hiney Lick Maneuver' but I ain't never seed somebody do it afor.

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