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Baby's First Doctor Visit

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    Wink Baby's First Doctor Visit

    A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,


    waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

    The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his

    weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was
    breast-fed or bottle-fed. 'Breast-fed,' she replied..

    'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

    She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and
    rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and
    detailed examination.

    Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No

    wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'

    I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma,But I'm glad I came.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken N Tx View Post
    A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,
    waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

    The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his

    weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was
    breast-fed or bottle-fed. 'Breast-fed,' she replied..

    'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

    She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and
    rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and
    detailed examination.

    Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No

    wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'

    I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma,But I'm glad I came.
    This really cracked me up.



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