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In My Younger Days

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    Smile In My Younger Days

    When I was in my younger days, I weighed a few pounds less,

    I needn't hold my tummy in
    to wear a belted dress.

    But now that I am older,
    I've set my body free;

    There's comfort of elastic
    Where once my waist would be.

    Inventor of those high-heeled shoes
    My feet have not forgiven;

    I have to wear a nine now,
    But used to wear a seven.

    And how about those pantyhose--
    They're sized by weight, you see,

    So how come when I put them on
    The crotch is at my knee?

    I need to wear these glasses
    As the print's been getting smaller;

    And it wasn't very long ago


    I know that I was taller.

    Though my hair has turned to gray
    and my skin no longer fits,

    On the inside, I'm the same old me,
    the outside's changed a bit.

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    I hear ya Sea.

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    Back to the Future II

    What does this fax mean?

    Mom. It's a joke, an office joke. It's a joke fax.


    Marty, what does this fax mean?

    Oh, Mom, it's a joke, an office joke. Kind of a joke fax.
    - I heard you yell. - Calm down. I wasn't yelling.
    Marty, I heard you yelling.
    Needles and I were just joking.
    Mom, Mom, Mom, calm down.

    I wasn't yelling. Needles and I were just kind of joking.
    Lost my job, Mom? Get out of town.


    Welcome home, Jennifer.
    - I'm young! - I'm old!

    Marty! Marty!
    Marty, come quick! Quick!

    She encountered her older self and went into shock.
    She encountered her older self...

    She'll be fine.

    ...and went into shock, just as I predicted.
    Let's get her back to 1985.

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    Meandered, I really liked that song. I wonder why "nothing" bothered us when we were young, and "everything" bothers us in our golden years?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ina View Post
    Meandered, I really liked that song. I wonder why "nothing" bothered us when we were young, and "everything" bothers us in our golden years?
    We were too busy to be bothered....plus we had all the time in the world. We were convince-able and invincible!

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    So true!

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    My friend sent me this the other day and I laughed soo hard until I realized it's probably true !

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