She jumps on you.......does this action predict love chances?

In The Sticks said:
@Aunt Marg: "Hokey-pokey" may be the most accurate assessment in your diatribe.

Hokey pokey, indeed.
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I beg your pardon?

Most surprised by the reactions in the last two posts, (methinks folks are showing signs of fraying nerves due to lockdown?). .

"Sense of humour failure or what! ". 🤫 .
 

grahamg said:
I beg your pardon?

Most surprised by the reactions in the last two posts, (methinks folks are showing signs of fraying nerves due to lockdown?). .

"Sense of humour failure or what! ". 🤫 .
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I'm not saying that your pokey is hokey.
It was a general statement.

And you can do as you please with your left foot....put it in, take it out, shake it all about. Whatever.
Two consenting adults and all that.
 
In The Sticks said:
I'm not saying that your pokey is hokey.
It was a general statement.

And you can do as you please with your left foot....put it in, take it out, shake it all about. Whatever.
Two consenting adults and all that.
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Look, what you do in the confines of your own bedroom is your affair, but as the originator of this thread, and reluctant to talk about, or define love, it ain't about that kind of love, "if you don't mind!"

That said, have as much fun with the thread topic as suits! 🤡 .
 
Aunt Marg said:
Why not just come right out and ask what it is that you are wanting to ask, and forget all of the hokey-pokey, round-and-round additive.

I enjoy your posts, but you seem to luxuriate in structuring your threads so as to fool with, and/or trip everyone up with your deep, philosophical, metaphorical jargon.

Leg kicked up behind, head tilted way back, tongue subtly run over top lip afterwards, a light and sexual expressed breath hinting at, ooowww... all reminds me of nothing more than an overly dramatic and theatrical put-on/performance, best reserved for Hollywood romance productions.
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"As deep as the ocean, as wide as the sea, you ask how much I love, from here to eternity.....(with apologies to Lerner and Lowe). :love: .
(You do sound like my thankfully ex wife you know :rolleyes: ).
 
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Lee said:
She's either a predator or someone dared her to do that or she is clueless
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My late father used to have a few sayings to turn to, and one of them maybe fits in here, but I'll have to clean it up a bit to avoid violating forum rules and social norms.

He used to describe a certain kind of woman as a teaser, or ****teaser, and there are a few of those about, (if I'm not being too deep, and failing the "come right out with it test again!? (y)(n):unsure:). .
 
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Knight said:
Size matters so if you are failing is there really a need to come out & try again?
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Can't be bothered, and as far as I'm concerned as OP, its off thread topic. :sneaky:.

Maybe I could chuck in I'm undecided as to whether to be "warned off", by overly passionate kisses for you, " early on", but I do know an uncle of mine had the experience, and did decide the woman concerned was not for him, (to be serious for a moment). BTW thanks for your humourous contribution to the thread, unexpected but all the more fun for that. :) .
 
I didn't think this topic
She jumps on you.......does this action predict love chances?

was to be taken seriously. Taking something posted out of context to add humor was what I was aiming for.
 
old medic said:
Well lets see.... I met this girl once... She started hanging around the building,
Helping me out one day moving some concrete blocks she mashed a finger...
I took her hand and kissed her finger....
She looked up at me, and proceeded to latch on to me with a full on passionate Kiss....
She left and came back a couple hours later and... Well....
35 years later we're still at it....
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Oldmedic is right. It's not always a bad thing. Some people are just more passionate than others. There's a difference between passion and general slut-like behavior. Just because someone is a passionate kisser doesn't make them a slut or mean that they are this way with everyone. OR they may just be a really good kisser. :LOL:
 
No. It's like when she says "fine," it isn't. Or, when she says "do what you want," don't. You know that look she gets when she feels amorous? Don't feel bad, the rest of us don't either :confused:. Don...
 

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