Damaged Goods
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The guide inexplicably let two tourists approach a small herd of elephants on foot. Two bulls charged but stopped abruptly. The guide explained that this was a "bluff," and is used quite frequently by elephants. I guess you could say that they're reminding intruders to scram. Social distancing must be maintained after all.
The guide told the tourists to retreat by walking slowly, backwards, to the bus. Once on the bus, he complimented the tourists for remaining cool and calm. But then there was an earthquake. Actually, it was a female elephant who charged and rammed the bus, nearly turning it over.
Guess she wanted to give her own two-cents-worth on social distancing.
The guide told the tourists to retreat by walking slowly, backwards, to the bus. Once on the bus, he complimented the tourists for remaining cool and calm. But then there was an earthquake. Actually, it was a female elephant who charged and rammed the bus, nearly turning it over.
Guess she wanted to give her own two-cents-worth on social distancing.