I am: fill in the blank with a song title or lyric.

I left that particular place many years ago horseless, and won’t be going back any time soon ! :sneaky:
Smutty schoolboy humour, I really should grow up. I showed a disbelieving boy how to light a fart at school. He cracked up when the methane caused a blue flame as the fart caught fire. He did it at home and almost set himself on fire. My pants were thick and sturdy and I held the match a safe distance away. The cotton shorts he wore.....................................
 

Smutty schoolboy humour, I really should grow up. I showed a disbelieving boy how to light a fart at school. He cracked up when the methane caused a blue flame as the fart caught fire. He did it at home and almost set himself on fire. My pants were thick and sturdy and I held the match a safe distance away. The cotton shorts he wore.....................................
Seems you really BLEW IT that time:poop:
 

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