I am one of us who has a cat, and it's true that when healthy and young, they rarely need to be bathed; they keep themselves clean, usually.
Mine is older though, and is often in need of my helpful attention that way, even though she is strictly indoors with me. Not actual baths, but frequent tending.
Her ears, and toes, and all four paws' claws, need careful cleaning or they bother her a lot. And her fur gets matted which it did not, when she was younger, so there's much more frequent and careful combing and brushing needed, too. (or it's knotted and in tangled tufts)
She doesn't love having any of it done, and varies how much ( or how little!) she decides to cooperate.

I've got to go out in the morning, tomorrow,
despite that it's very cold and very snowy, and a terribly draining outing for me, and poor time of year for it, but I've waited for months for this long, dental appointment, and I need to go to it.
I enjoyed reading all of the posts each of you shared.
Thank you for those.