Goodmorning lovely people. 
It's a beautiful sunny day outside and I may be invited to make the numbers up in a mini-bus for a trip out somewhere, so I'm washed and shaved and ready, just in case.
Now I want to hear shocking reports about the mischief you all get up to, so go on, shovel your breakfasts into your gobs and get to it. Enjoy your naughty day.

It's a beautiful sunny day outside and I may be invited to make the numbers up in a mini-bus for a trip out somewhere, so I'm washed and shaved and ready, just in case.
Now I want to hear shocking reports about the mischief you all get up to, so go on, shovel your breakfasts into your gobs and get to it. Enjoy your naughty day.
