The Mindless Thread

So, do you pay your taxes, do you own a home and pay your taxes, do you shop and pay your Taxes.

The State and Federal governments know you.
Do you pay your Bills, Water, Power, Heat, House Payments, Credit cards, Apple, ATT&T Internets crap.

If you do all of the above you are known. U are never going to be forgotten.
Miss those payments and government goes to hell looking for your missing Arss!
 
On the Ninth hole, at the outer side of the golf course, Dave somehow manages
to slice his ball straight into the woods, & he finds it nestled in a patch of bright
yellow buttercups.

Determined to get his ball back in play, he takes a few aggressive swings—promptly
destroying nearly every buttercup in sight.

Suddenly… POOF! With a puff of smoke, a tiny old woman appears out of nowhere.
“I am Mother Nature!” she declares. “Do you have any idea how long it took me to grow
those buttercups? For your carelessness, I curse you! From this moment forward, you shall
never have butter for your popcorn! No butter for your toast! No butter for anything—for
the rest of your life!”

And with that… POOF! She vanishes.

Shaken, Dave takes a deep breath and shouts, “Fred! Where are you?”
From the distance, Fred answers back, “Over here… in the ***** willows.”
Dave’s eyes went wide with horror.

“FRED, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD—DON’T SWING!!!”
 
The Cardinals are 500 but doing really well at home field.
I would go but the roads are a mess.
 
Me behave, seriously, as a child I saw Tarzan almost naked.
Cinderella comes home after midnight.
Pinocchio told lies, Aladin's a thief.
Batman drove over 200 mph.
Snow white lived with 7 men.
Popeye with tattoos smoked a pipe.
Packman gobbled down pills.
Shaggy and Snoopy solved stuff and had munchies.
Seriously you expect miracles ?
 
We are at our lake home this week and I don’t have a lot of free time.
Stay tuned for More Taylor Music ownership Updates on her songs!
 
Do you know what its like getting an AC fixed on a 96F day.
I said, “I’ve set up a 24” fan upwind of the Compressor for you guys.
They asked about shade, I said, “It’ll be shady for the next 3 hours!
 
Do not travel on Interstates thru cities, do not travel on County roads thru hilly Creek areas.
Most everything you look at needs to be or is under repairs. Bridges, intersections, it don't
matter. Closed is the word on the Signs.

Download Street detour apps.
 
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I saw plans for this online and had it 3D printed. My perfect mindless fidget toy.
It looks even cooler in front of a mirror. The arrow is pointing both ways.
 
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