The following is strictly my opine
All adamant ‘points’ are moot for anyone else
But me
It’s just how I must have it
For me
steak
beef....steak
there is no mystery to grilling a steak to perfection
but
there are folks who seem to think they are some kinda beef gurus
youtube is full of ‘em
my lovely lady showed me one
the guy literally was having a relationship with his choice of several cuts of meat
rubbing
sprinkling
more rubbing
seasoning with various herbs and spices
rubbing
fondling
caressing
by the thyme he was done, I doubt there was any beef flavour left
I sincerely believe folks that do this actually dislike the taste of meat
Here’s the deal
It’s beef
Beef
Needs nothing more than salt
Salt brings out the taste
Of beef
Keep all that other goop off MY steak
Rosemary
Oregano
Thyme
Tarragon
Put that pungent repugnant veggie munching yuppie crud on sumpm that needs it
Want a perfect beef steak for you and yer lady?
Go to yer favorite store
Pick out a thick T-bone or ribeye
New York strip if you can afford it
Fire up the grill
Hot
Salt yer steaks to choice
Slap ‘em on that hot grill
Don’t go away, but don’t hang over the grill, worrying
It’s beef
Adult food
It’ll take care of itself
Open the hood only after considering grabbing the garden hose
Turn ‘em over
Give it ten minutes
Turn the grill down to something a bit more than warm
Stick a fork in it
Slice open the center
Pink?
Like pink?
It’s done
Don’t like pink?
Give it another ten minutes
Better have that salad and tater ready
You can thank me later
It’s time to eat
Keep a fire
All adamant ‘points’ are moot for anyone else
But me
It’s just how I must have it
For me
steak
beef....steak
there is no mystery to grilling a steak to perfection
but
there are folks who seem to think they are some kinda beef gurus
youtube is full of ‘em
my lovely lady showed me one
the guy literally was having a relationship with his choice of several cuts of meat
rubbing
sprinkling
more rubbing
seasoning with various herbs and spices
rubbing
fondling
caressing
by the thyme he was done, I doubt there was any beef flavour left
I sincerely believe folks that do this actually dislike the taste of meat
Here’s the deal
It’s beef
Beef
Needs nothing more than salt
Salt brings out the taste
Of beef
Keep all that other goop off MY steak
Rosemary
Oregano
Thyme
Tarragon
Put that pungent repugnant veggie munching yuppie crud on sumpm that needs it
Want a perfect beef steak for you and yer lady?
Go to yer favorite store
Pick out a thick T-bone or ribeye
New York strip if you can afford it
Fire up the grill
Hot
Salt yer steaks to choice
Slap ‘em on that hot grill
Don’t go away, but don’t hang over the grill, worrying
It’s beef
Adult food
It’ll take care of itself
Open the hood only after considering grabbing the garden hose
Turn ‘em over
Give it ten minutes
Turn the grill down to something a bit more than warm
Stick a fork in it
Slice open the center
Pink?
Like pink?
It’s done
Don’t like pink?
Give it another ten minutes
Better have that salad and tater ready
You can thank me later
It’s time to eat

Keep a fire