Recent content by Beezer

I've always used the line 'ologist' when talking to my wife. For example, she talked about fruit from the local farm the other day...and she was quite in depth. So I said..."What are you? A Fruit Farmologist?" See where I'm going with this? I used the term so much when my kids were little...

I've been called Homophobic in the past. But I've always maintained that I am NOT afraid of owning a home!

There were 5 kids in my family. I'm the only one without a University degree. But Mom always told me on the sly..."You're smarter than the whole lot of them put together." But that was my dear old Mother. I think she felt sorry for me and it was her way of making me feel better. Honestly...

Seriously though... Newhart to me was never 'laugh out loud' funny. He was more clever, witty and cerebral. I enjoyed a lot of his stuff.

Hey @Blessed... Have you heard Kennedy is going to Dallas?

When my daughters argue I don't say 'Dial it Back'...I use the term, "Take a Whoa Pill"...that usually stops things in it's tracks.

I read an article that head transplants are occurring in the medical field. I'd never donate my head for transplant. I owe so many people so much money, that the poor sap who got my head would never get a moment's peace.

Old joke I wrote... Are you a side-bagger...a front-bagger....or a rear-bagger? Now get your mind out of the gutter! I'm talking about mowing the lawn!

BBQ...then play a game of naked twister with @OldOld!

Simple Minds I saw them in Canada in 1985. They opened with Waterfront...it was electric!

If you don't remember the 60's you were there. Wait...if you remember the 60's you weren't there. Okay. I don't even know what I just said, but it sure sounded profound.

She must live in Saskatchewan. It's so flat, you can watch your dog run away from home for 3 days.

I could never stand Richard DryFace as an actor...but I still hope he gets better.

There was a story in the news months ago...a homeless person fell through a roof and landed in this big kitchen fryer and burned to death. My joke at the time was... "Sadly, my father went the same way." I took lots of flak for that one!