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I read that the actor who played the Professor on Gilligan's Island seriously regretted taking the 3 year role. He said it ruined his career.

Oh c'mon now...throw the first stone! Who among us has actually punched in a large white onion because it was cheaper than the Spanish onion. Eh? Huh?? I rest my case.

Hey Peppy! Come back and post in just to let us all know you are okay. Besides, who else around here is going to laugh at my corny jokes? ;)

I was named after my Uncle who was actually a Rapper. His name was Will T. Lettuce.

Oh, well...I made it out of the store alive. And I must say it was an ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS shopping trip!! Toodles for now!

I look in the trunk of the car, and this is the only reusable grocery bag I have left.

"When eating chili, be sure to open your mouth "

"Open can using a can opener" You can't make this stuff up, folks!

Read Step 1 under READY TO SERVE Thank gawd they had a picture or I would have been really lost!

I would still recommend the shingles vaccine. I just happen to have the underlying affliction of schizophrenia....which blew up after the injection. Thanks for all of the thoughtful salutations! 👍🤗

Then I got suicidal ideation. Wanted to kill myself for all of the nonsense I posted on-line when I was mentally ill and not properly medicated. I don't plan on offing myself anytime soon, but still feeling skittish and unnerved.

This thread is just so sad!

I really enjoy Scrabble. I play often and I've memorized all of the 2 letter words which are so important in making connections with other words. I read the highest score ever for a Scrabble word was for 'Quizzers' on the triple square with the Q and the Z on double and triple letter squares. I...

Oh dear...they have named the cat....drum roll... 'Smashley'

My quote on Parenthood? Long days. Fast years.