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Turns out he wanted a loaf of raison bread...but was just having trouble explaining himself correctly. I got a hoot out of our conversation just the same.

Shoulder and arm pain/ numbness can be the sign of a heart attack. Please get checked out ASAP if you aren't sure how you hurt your shoulder.

My Uncle was insinuating that I was acting ridiculous for not knowing exactly what a loaf was. I told the story to my brother-in-law on New Year's Eve...we were both a bit drunk and got a serious case of the giggles "I Want a Loaf" became the catchphrase for the evening! lol!

I was visiting my 87 year old Uncle at his Retirement Villa. Uncle: "I need more food in my room in between meals." Me: "Sure...like cookies or potato chips?" Uncle: "No. I want a loaf." Me: "Umm...not sure what you mean. What kind of loaf?" Uncle (getting angry) "I WANT A LOAF!!! Me...

Wishing all of my friends and acquaintances on SF forums a wonderful 2026! 🍻🎶🕺

Sorry for your loss. Be strong and don't make any major life decisions until a good amount of time has passed. Peace to you and your family.

Hmm... I wonder what chairs would look like if our knees bent the other way.

Speaking of cameras... I had gained some weight and showed my brother a recent picture I took of myself. Me: "The camera adds a few pounds." My Brother: "How many cameras were on you?" 😂

One of my top favorite quotes... "The first step you never take, will be the longest journey you'll ever have." To me this speaks to procrastination...and it's a push to put your dreams into action. 👍

I was a member of many Cycling Teams growing up, so I've asked to be buried with my butt sticking out of the ground. To be used for... a bicycle rack. (Thank you! I'm here all week! Try the fish!!)

My Grandfather was a Crossword Puzzle designer. When he died, they buried him 6-down and 3-across.

I know...I know...

If women are lining up to get Salmon Sperm Facials, I'm going to legally change my name to 'Salmon'.

Hon is Bipolar...I'm schizophrenic but I haven't had an episode in 4 years. I get monthly injections is Abilify. Doctor's still have not found the correct cocktail of meds for my wife. She still struggles. However, we were both diagnosed later in life and we are blessed with 2 healthy adult...

My wife is BP and when she was manic, she went to the local Medical Clinic and got my daughters a family doctor...they were waiting for years! Incredible! So my humorous T-Shirt? "Bipolar People Get Shit Done!" :cool: