Recent content by Beezer

I'm recording a song I hope to get into Bryan Adam's hands next week. Not joking...

I was just bothering the new Troll...I know I offended millions of people in the process...but hey, I just gotta be me.🕺

Beezer was my cover name all along. It's been real nice gettin ta know ya'll these past few years!

"who told her he was an astronaut stranded on a spaceship- and needed the cash to buy oxygen." Like...there's an Oxygen Kiosk on the Spaceship where you can purchase fresh air?

Same. I've quit for just over 2 years now...but would light up in a heartbeat if I was given a short time to live by a doctor.

There's so much smoke from those kid's vape pipes, I keep half expecting a Genie to appear and grant three wishes.

Elderly woman conned by romance scammer posing as stranded astronaut An 80-year-old woman in Japan sent money to an online fraudster who told her he was an astronaut stranded on a spaceship - and needed the cash to buy oxygen.

We played ring the bell and run when I was a kid. Only in the States can you get your head blown off borrowing a cup of sugar from your neighbor.

Told this story before when I shopped at the Thrift Store... Cashier: "Discount?" Me: (beaming) Sure! I'll take a discount!" Cashier: "Over 65?" Me: (deflating like an old party balloon) "I'm 56." I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

I'm Canadian...I apologize to vending machines and ATM's.

The reason I wrote this was because I read an article like this... "Traffic deaths spike among children who are trick-or-treating on Halloween" https://www.cbc.ca/news/health/halloween-children-pedestrian-deaths-1.4884070 So for safety alone, Halloween should be celebrated on the last...

Always felt Halloween should be celebrated on the last Saturday of each October. Great for Bars, House Parties...kids don't have to get up early for school, and parents can sleep in the next day. Safer for trick or treating children as well...no after work rush hour traffic on the roads.

You can officially call it my mid life crisis car. Any suggestions on what I should purchase? Can I get anything decent for 40-50k?

Hee Haw Entertainment for retarded hillbillies.

We are all simply cows in a tornado...being gratuitously spun around for cinematic value.