Recent content by Beezer

How else do you propose I pay my Condo fees for the year? Give all of the money up front on January 1st?? No thanks. And there is no friction to speak of yet, as I have not heard back from the Condo Board since I told them I wasn't paying the NSF charge.

The Condo Corp asked us to give them 12 post-dated cheques for the year. They cashed my February 1 cheque in mid-January. I have plenty of dough to cover the cheque on the first of each month. They made the error, so I am not paying the NFS charge. I went to the Bank as well and they told me...

My own Father rarely, if ever gave me any advice. However, he really did lead by example. Great family man, husband, Dad of 5 of us...hard worker...never cheated or lifted a hand to Mom. Never drank much. I guess his actions spoke louder than his words.

On self consciousness- "You won't care what anyone thinks by the time you are 30, so why not start now." On Boyfriends- "You might have to kiss a few frogs before you find your Prince." On Youth- "Your 20's are for you...to discover your true potential and to finally become who you were...

Yup... Nothing like shag carpet in the bathroom to catch all of that errant pee.

My mother's Minister was named Pixie Butt. She signed all of her correspondence...get this...drum roll... "Pix Butt" You can't make this stuff up, folks! 😂

The OJ trial in the 90's was worse. Every single night that moderator with an acorn for a brain would discuss the details of the case. I'm talking about Larry King of course.

That's a nice story there, @Rider77. But I just have one question... WHERE'S THE DAMN TRUNK?! 😂

I'm just too comfortable in my own shoes to ever be jealous or envious of someone else. Besides, they say the best revenge is to live well...which I have been for years. 👍

Whenever I'm about to get lucky in a dream, my Mom walks into the dream with a plate full of pancakes and says,"Hotcakes anybody?! Fresh off the griddle!" I think I need to talk to a professional about this. 😂

Many decades ago I invented The Grocery Planner...a lightweight calculator-type of alphabet printer which attached to your fridge with back magnets. The 4 main buttons we're Milk, Bread, Butter, Eggs...for the rest of your groceries you would just type in the name...like...bananas Then, you'd...

I read an obituary once. The woman wrote that her husband expired at the age of 88. I was left wondering if she married a Parking Meter.

'born helpful' Probably how our human race survived...collaboration.

I have little cat figurines for salt and pepper shakers. I'll post them tomorrow. :) Here they are. If anyone wants them I'll mail them to you for free.

This is an easy one... Co-Worker: "I don't like you." Me: "That's odd...because everybody else around here seems to like me. I guess that would make YOU the problem."