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    Rising prices - Wow!

    We pay that a few times a year at the Greek with a birthday or a holiday. At least you then get something for your money. Hot dogs and fries? Then I'd rather go to Mc Donalds or better pick it up to eat at home and skip the drinks.
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    Plastic On The Furniture

    I once bought plastic fake leather from Temu to stick on holes my rabbits ate in the couch, but this? Never seen that.
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    Met a time traveler

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    What's in my hair?

    No not at all. My butt landed on a plastic thing in the bath and had a minor inconvenience. I think I shouldn't do this stuff at night anymore when I'm tired.
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    What's in my hair?

    I was just standing there again, thinking: How? The washing machine is in one corner. The bath at the other side, stones inbetween and I landed laying in the bath. No pain at all.
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    What's in my hair?

    A hard piece. I was wondering if it was green or white paint and looked in the mirror. A bit pale white. Oh wait! Of course! Alabastin! That's why it's so hard. Last night I thought it was a good idea to paint my bathroom, but first I had to use that stuff. I stood on the washing machine...
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    She thought she finally met him but she got catfished

    She thought she finally met him but she got catfished.
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    Sternly tell someone off without swear words

    WHAT DO YOU WANT?! Well, I was told outside-- DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS! What?! SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE REALLY MAKES ME PUKE, YOU PERVERT! What are you doing?! I came in here for an argument! Oh! I'm sorry, but this is abuse Oh, that...
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    Which direction do you sleep in bed?

    Head North Left side, right side, left side, right side.
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    Do you suffer from charity fatigue?

    I rather give to some homeless person who's not on drugs than some organization. I always look at what the boss earns. 100.000. Oh he can surely give 5 euro to the poor people or animals then.
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    What are YOU listening to in 2025 ?

    I saw your username and listened to this: [youtube]
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    Honestly: What were the Worst Pick-up Lines you ever heard or used?

    Hey hi how is it going? Are you a frikandel? (Kind of saucage) Cause you're tasty and you may taste good. And if you were one you'd be a special (with onions and mayo and ketchup) Go home with me tonight. A guy sings this, that he wrote a dm like that. This is his wife: I assume he used a...
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    Hello!

    Hi everyone! Jazzy1 recommended this forum. I'm a fan of Dr. Colosso and I have 2 rabbits. I like posting nonsensical Instagram reels.
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