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    What is a "Yankee"

    If I may be impertinent, but in Australia the name 'yakee' is used to describe, -------- an American idiot.
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    The jokes only thread....

    The Great Dane with the Dodgy Gut Title says it all really. When I was a little sproglet, we had a lovely lump of a Great Dane that was about twice my height. Beautiful, lovely, friendly, soft, gentle creature. Unfortunately he had an inherited stomach problem - basically it meant that things...
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    Murphy's Law...

    Ahh, it's Murphy's law and O'Tooles Law Murphy's law is if anything can go wrong ------------- then it will O'Tooles law is ----------------------------------- Murphy was an optimist.
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    The jokes only thread....

    Written on the back of a toilet door at a roadhouse in Queensland, Australia -------------------- In 6 days God created all the world and the things in it, on the 7th day he rested, --------------- but on the 8th day, he created his most wonderfull creation of all ———————— a Harley-Davidson...
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    Shocked cat!

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    Should Daylight Savings Time be ended?

    Australia has a bit of a hit and miss approach to daylight saving, some have it, some don't. Used to be an interstate Express Coach driver and couldn't stand that stupid arrangement, when driving across borders and having to tell the passengers that they now need to change their watches. As...
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    The idiots you meet on the road, (can't pass a parked vehicle and leave room for oncoming traffic!)

    Go drive a "TRUCK" and teach 'them' some manners ----------------- remember, SIZE, -------------- is right, eh. :)
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    No vaccine, No kidney!

    Doing the right thing by the next recipient, who will get the kidney they require a bit quicker. Darwinian effect working well here -----------
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    Man removed from heart transplant list for being unvaccinated

    Even a nurse say's it like it is, so all those that are un-vaccinated please read, then re read it, until it has sunk in -----
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    Man removed from heart transplant list for being unvaccinated

    Suppose you could look at it another way, say he goes into hospital for the transplant and contacts Covid because he thinks the jab is Bull$hit? ANY hospital, any where in the world, has got to be about the best place to catch Covid, as ALL hospitals are full of people with Covid. So he's...
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    Horse drawn vehicles

    --- Quite a contrast to this simple funeral procession from a recent episode of All Creatures Great and Small. --- There would NOT be the population with-in that large farming area for the undertaker to afford a Shellabier, so a simple farm Lorry/Trolley, would be very appropriate to use under...
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    Horse drawn vehicles

    Here's a very unusual Hearse, not only carrying the bod, but the rellies as well. Might be "a bit off putting", if the bod was a tad on the wiffy side though. Called a 'Shellabier, might be worth doing a google, just to find out a bit more on this subject, eh.
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    What was your favorite candy or treat when you were a kid?

    A Choo Choo bar, ---------------------- bliss for about an hour and a half whilst consuming it.
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    Tennis..Djokovic wins case

    And now the arrogant POS is thinking about suing the Aust Government for mistreatment. WOW, what a dumb looser, eh --------------------------- https://au.news.yahoo.com/australian-open-2022-novak-djokovic-6-million-lawsuit-004609235.html
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    Tennis..Djokovic wins case

    https://www.news.com.au/sport/tennis/allegations-against-novak-djokovic-can-result-in-yearslong-prison-sentence/news-story/00da16bafca4ff0f0db53419dfb2f925
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