Recent content by Jeff Love

A mother crawfish is teaching her baby all about staying alive in the swamps of southern Louisiana, "You don't have to worry about dogs or cats eating you. Wild boars, possums, racoons and even pigs will not eat you." Then the mother screams, "Run for your life. It's a Cajun. They'll eat anything!"

My daughter was troubled with a third-grade problem. Her schoolteacher gave her class an assignment she did not want to do. She was supposed to tell a joke in class the next day. Finally, a child problem her dad the comedian can solve. I asked her why she didn’t want to do the assignment. She...

I had three comedy dates in Missouri last week. They love me! Missouri loves company

I came home with the marks of a woman on my neck when I was sixteen. My Cajun Uncle Geaux picked me up from school. Not a word, all the way home. We pull up in front of the house. One of the family dogs named Tiger, runs past the car. My Uncle smiles and leans back in his car seat, "You know how...

My first introduction joke was, "I'm from Hot Springs, Arkansas. Now you know two comedians from Hot Springs, Arkansas, me and Bill Clinton. Booking a national tour for 2025 which will include senior dates. Let me know If you would like to see me live in your town. I have connections to every...

Early in my standup career, I ran a short tour with a jazz band. Against the advice of the band members, I fell for the trumpet player. She was as the Cajuns say, "Pas Tout La", not all there. One night after a show, in a bourbon induced rage, she assaulted me with her trumpet. The lead singer...

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I was performing for the National Baptist Convention. My first joke poked fun at the executive who booked me and the lecture she gave me before my show, "Please don't do any material about politics. They'll be arguing all night. And please stay away from religious material of any kind. We don't...

Yes, setting up a national tour now.

Thank you! Pretty funny!

Hey youngster!

I was performing for a The National Women's Club in San Francisco. My wife called on my cell phone. She asked me what I was doing that night. I told her I had a date with a room full of hot women in downtown San Fransisco. I asked her if she had any advice for me. She said, "Yeah Jeff, try not...

Early in my career I was performing for a women's club in a downtown hotel. I was comically complaining about turning thirty years old. An older woman in the audience screeches out, "Ah, that ain't nothin'. I just turned thirty for the third time!"

While on comedy tours, I always contacted the retirement facilities in the area so I could perform my senior comedy show for the residents. When I would arrive, the facility mangers would hover around me, show me to the auditorium or area I was to perform in. They could not do enough for me...

When I was younger, I wondered why younger people disliked older people. They were so nice! When I became a senior citizen, I discovered the answer. People dislike seniors because they know everything. Who likes a know-it-all? Especially if that person really does know it all. How irritating we...