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An doctor was examining a woman who had just been rushed to his E R operating room. After examining the woman, he turned to her husband and said, "I really don't like the look of your wife at all Mr Smith." The husband said, "Me neither Doc, But she's a great cook, and she's really good with...

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

The Divorce Court Judge said, 'Mr Clark, I have reviewed this case, very carefully, and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week.' 'That's very fair, your honor, thank you very much,' the husband said. 'And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.'

Ethel was coming up to her 70th birthday and she was a bit lonely in the hotel, all on her own. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sex." She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a...

With so much bad news and misery in the world lately, I think that we will all benefit from having a little humour injected into our lives! So, here's one for you ladies! Remember, I'm looking out for you, I've got your back, so let's get those chuckle muscles going :D ! SENIORS YOU ARE...

Hi everyone I'm Ian, from Liverpool in the United Kingdom. I'm rapidly hurtling towards my 79th birthday and wondering where the heck all those years went to? I'm a writer, a dabbler and dilettante; a jack of all trades; and, even a master at a couple of them. :) Much travelled, lived in...