Recent content by Lord Elpus

Oh,I dunno,Pappy...I can arrange a quick 'trip to Heaven and back' for you,via a friend of a friend...nudge,nudge,wink,wink...

I blame that uppity Jupiter...it keeps it's eye on we Martians...

The worst bit,fmdog,is when they have to take a detour due to ''flightpath closed for repairs'' - and as a consequence, run out of toilet paper!

Y'gotta feel a little bit of sympathy for Michael Collins....known forever as the first man NOT to walk on the moon. After all,when Starbucks open their first coffee shop on Mars, he'll STILL be the first man not to walk on the moon...

Well,to be truthful, last time I was on Mars,it was a bit boring. It's not the sort of place anyone'd want to open a disco or hold a party, or even organise a bbq. Just....I dunno.....no atmosphere, y'know?.....

I hate to have to inform you good ol' patriotic Americans of this... ....but I've never heard of 'Tang'.