Recent content by Luce

Well, not everyone gets us. It was nice to meet you all.

I can believe that. Nobody goes through a violent attack and comes out of it the same as they were before. If I'm overstepping, say so, but the best thing to do is have him talk to his doctor. His doctor will steer him toward the kind of therapy that will save him years of the horrors. It...

I am so sorry to hear this. Is he safe at the moment at least?

Also, just wait til you see Hamish unload on me. Last time we did this he wrote this enormous long story about me being some kind of monster in the Caribbean nation of New Zealand.

Oh, yeah, it's a great crowd. I feel as if I know too much about them already.

I wouldn't dream of doing anything less. No, sadly I cannot. People have been asking me about that for years, and I have never been able to state my case. However, for what it's worth, this is just a bit of fun and not to be taken seriously. @seadoug , if you took this in any bad sort of...

Who among us has never had a friend like @seadoug? Who among us has never helped scrub every surface with bleach and tears? Is there any person who has not sprayed acetone to destroy epithelial cells? The stains still remain, no matter how hard you cry. The smell never leaves, even when you...

Hamish and I have been thick as thieves our entire lives. I realize that doesn't always work, but it works just fine for us.

Somehow we managed to go through 100+ years of ding dong ditch without shooting people.

Apology not required, but accepted anyway. You didn't come off as snappy, but I could tell you were a bit upset.

Rest assured, the weasels are on standby.

Buster Keaton, Gallager, Sam Kinnison (yes, a guilty pleasure, but I still laughed.)

Right now the biggest scam is people reading your real SSN back to you and asking you to verify it. Hang up the phone. Do not engage at all. They want you saying your SSN in your voice, or affirming that it is your SSN. How they got these SSNs comes too close to politics to bring up on this...

Guns don't cause murder in my experience, they just make it more convenient. So yes, murder rates are largely independent of gun laws. Years ago we went to no permit concealed carry in Arizona. The murder rate didn't budge. What DID change was non-violent gun crimes (brandishing, restricted...

Here in Arizona that would be murder 2 here if the DA has a hair on his posterior. Maybe bargained down to manslaughter, but in this case probably not. It doesn't get more open and shut than this.