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    Slang/ Wise Words From My Grandson!

    Lit: A good ol' time Roasted: Obliterate someones dignity Cash Me Outside: Meet up at the bank Thicc: Good looking lady Savage: The coolest thing you've ever seen Phat: A round behind Damn Daniel's: White shoes You mad bro?: When you observe someone is mad at you Purpdrank: Grape flavoured...
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    What is your perfect crime?

    What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the...
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    How often should you change your bedsheets?

    Just a silly little discussion by buddy and I got into the other day! Please let me know what you think, there's $10 and a pickle on the line! (We made a bet!)
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    meme

    my grandson has shown me that the kids in this generation call 'funny posts' Memes. Enjoy! They are a real RIOT
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    My wife and I want to move to the Caribbean but I am concerned she will fall in love

    those island folk are so young and handsome, I'm just an old fart who had more wrinkles than an un-ironed shirt.
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