Recent content by Pacificson

You Southern Girls are not easy to fool ... The truth is ... I'm a Brad Pitt look alike. I get stopped and asked for autograph. I don't see it myself ... I think I'm just an average looking guy with so - so looks. What do you think ?

Hi Shirley ... Thank you for your message ... but don't mess with me. Don't tell me you live next door to Dolly Parton. I didn't just fall off the turnip truck. I LOVE DOLLY PARTON ... when I found out she was dating Burt Reynold ... I GOT SO MAD! She could have had me ... gosh dangit...

Hello Stranger ... I'm glad you thought enough to take a few minutes out of your day to find out who the heck I am. Well I'm a former Mr. Universe. (no not really) I'm really a 65 year old "single" retired casino boss who has developed web feet after living in the Northwest for too many...