Recent content by pp1228

A Hippie sits next to a young Nun on the bus and asks her if he could have sex with her? The Nun, very upset, says "NO! I am married to God!!" and gets off the bus disgusted. The bus driver sees all this. He tells the hippie "She prays every Tuesday night at midnight in the graveyard...

Volunteering Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday for couple hours. driving single mothers and or juveniles to work supported by local Outreach Ministries. One day a month visiting senior citizen thru County to pay bills and help individual with finances. Also a volunteering for local police, on call...

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now. Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. I decided to stop calling the bathroom the...

A Priest dies and is waiting in line at Heaven's Gate Ahead of him is a guy, fashionable in dark sunglasses, leather jacket and jeans. God to the Guy: Who are you.......? Guy: I am a superfast express bus driver.........!!!! God: Take the Gold robe and enter kingdom of heaven. God to the...

Hi everyone, I just accidently found this site. Hope to enjoy the senior forum. I sold my business and retired in 2017 at age 62. Wife still works for major bank (33 Years), Thank you,