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Did you hear about the fan who jumped up on the stage swinging a chicken at Mick Jagger and Keith Richards? He was trying to kill two Stones with one bird. (Sorry I put you through that.)

Did you hear about the fan who jumped up on the stage swinging a chicken at Mick Jagger and Keith Richards? He was trying to kill two Stones with one bird. (Sorry I put you through that.)

My grandson got me one for Christmas this year. Want it? 🤪

Did you hear about the fan who jumped up on the stage swinging a chicken at Mick Jagger and Keith Richards? He was trying to kill two Stones with one bird. (Sorry I put you through that.)

Did you hear about the fan who jumped up on the stage swinging a chicken at Mick Jagger and Keith Richards? He was trying to kill two Stones with one bird. (Sorry I put you through that.)

It was just a joke. As a comedian I'm aware that sometimes jokes fail. My point was, all of the cards only depict happy, hours positive times, when all of our lives have many not so joyous things. (I love seeing my friends and family pics as well, I just had so many and looked at all of them and...

I sincerely hope that at least a small percentage of you have as joyful and as wonderful a life as is depicted on your photo Christmas cards. 😂

Yesterday, we bought a giant package of napkins at Sam's Club. My new short-term goal: outlive my napkin supply.

My memory is getting so bad. I was standing at the toilet taking care of business, trying to remember what I had for dinner. Oh yeah, asparagus.

Two of them are about 3 minutes away, so I see them at least once or twice a week. Another two live about an hour away, so we see them every few weeks. The other three are 11 hours away by car, so generally a couple times per year.

One good thing about getting old, is you no longer have to care about things that will kill you slowly.

Just curious how often you travel to see out of town grandkids?

Thanks to those of you who checked out my Learning Magic for Seniors first episode. I added about 20 new subscribers and I'm looking forward to hitting 3,000. Here is Episode 2 where you will learn an amazing finger ring vanish and an astonishing four ace card trick that you can do right away...

Hi all. I talked about doing this earlier, but I finally got it started. I've been performing magic and comedy professionally for more than 50 years. And I still have a blast learning and practicing new magic every day. I believe that learning magic is one of the best hobbies for seniors...

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