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A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with...

Cultural Differences Explained Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates. Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club. Americans: Believe that people should look out for and take care of themselves. Canadians: Believe that that's the government's...

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found... shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following...

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was...

NOAA Japan's Radiation Fallout Map Japan's freaky fruits & veggies http://now.msn.com/fukushima-vegetables-mutated-in-viral-photos-possibly-due-to-radiation Some pictures of their mutated animals http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Fukushima+Mutated+Animals&Form=IQFRDR

I've always had a special place in my heart for muscle cars. In fact, my first car was a '68 Chevelle that the boys fixed up for me. It was mainly fluff since it was a small engine & automatic :p There were wide tires on the rear, Cragar mags (rims), 4x4's under the springs (couldn't afford...

It's nakey day! Whoooo hoooo! July 14th is National Nude Day so give your birthday suit another chance to strut its stuff! :turnaround: .

This was on my newsfeed at FB & I thought I'd share here. I'm not sure how true it is, but it's worth asking anyway if you visit any of these places :o ~*~*~*~*~*~ Keep this list and send a copy to your senior friends and relatives. As I was waiting in line behind an older gentleman at...

Ninety-One (that's 91 folks ;)) Sy Perlis, who has who has arthritis & a pacemaker, benched 187.2 lbs to break the 'over 90' record. http://now.msn.com/sy-perlis-91-breaks-record-for-bench-pressing Full article with his stats lol...

Today's the day! Anyone care to pick a horse? You can look over the contenders with their odds here: http://www.kentuckyderby.com/horses I'm going with Its My Lucky Day. Odds are 11-1. It should be fun checkin' out all the hats as well~

This is pretty darn cool! The vegetarian meals were substituted in gradually & now they're completely meat-free! :D http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/05/01/17999627-nyc-public-school-swaps-chicken-nuggets-for-tofu-becomes-first-all-vegetarian-cafeteria?lite%3

Beef and Broccoli 1 pound boneless beef chuck roast, sliced into thin strips 1 cup beef consumme 1/2 cup soy sauce ... 1/3 cup brown sugar 1 tablespoon sesame oil 3 garlic cloves, minced 2 tablespoons cornstarch 2 tablespoons cooled sauce from the crock pot after being cooked Fresh...

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her...

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Aphorism: a short, pointed sentence that expresses a wise or clever observation or a general truth. 1. The nicest thing about the future is ... that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. 3.. If...