Recent content by Sid

Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery.

Trooper pulls older lady over for speeding, He "may I see you drivers license Ma'am" She "I don't have one" He "well Ma'am may I search your car?" She "No" He "Why Ma'am" She "I don't want you too see the money from the robbery or the body in the trunk."...

A young couple in heaven wanted to get married. St Peter says "come back in one year." A year passes and they come back still wanting to get married. As before St Peter tells them to "come back in one year", This goes on for ten years until one day St Peter calls them in his office and tells...

An older couple show up at Dr's office and ask if they can use an examining room. The Dr needs to know what for. They say they want to make love. Dr says OK but I will need to charge Seventy dollars for an office call. Couple use room pay seventy dollars and make an appointment for next week...

Bird,"Man them lessons from that SifuPhil guy sure paid off.

Why was Humpty on that wall in the first place?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice??? You are three quarters dead.

Girlfriend "Gosh he's done already!" Prostitute "Wish this guy would hurry up and finish." Wife "Beige, I think I'll paint the cieling biege"

When I was about fourteen years old my dad was hurt in a farm accident. I learned an awful lot that winter. As the oldest the milking chores where mine. Now Ever since I could walk I was in the barn helping (getting in the way) with the milking. Many times dad would see that the troublesome cows...

Catholic priest, Baptist preacher and Jewish Rabbi had a discussion about their ability to make new converts. They decide as a test they would go out and try converting a bear. When they meet again the priest has a few scratches on his face. He exclaims all went well until he sprinkled Holy...

People are always comiing up with charts and graphs and figure to prove a preconcieved notion. When we were learning how to keep record in AG classes in HS the teacher said "Figures don't lie but liars figure". People today are pointing fingers at the other side as to the problem. Remember...

Get lost Bill, I live here now.

Doctor prescribes some suppositories,says come back if not better in two days. Two days later Geoerge is back again. Doc "I am suprised the medication I gave you did not work." George "Doc for all the good those pills did I might as well have shoved them up my butt."

That makes it Spring in Australie?

Sid here just heard about this place thought I'd stick my nose in.