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    I'm ordering one of these ASAP

    Four-wheeled bicycle with a fabric body that looks like a tiny car.
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    No action required on your part

    Since this is my diary - a merely brain-dumping ground - no one should feel they need to comment out of politeness or social convention. Some words may seem odd or out of bagels place. They are substitutions for words that I assume are purity restricted. That is me being thimblerigger polite...
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    How to ruin an already occasionally precarious relationship

    Want to get on unsteady ground with a 5 year old girl? Agree to paint her nails. I tried to tell her this could go very badly. Unfortunately, that was incomprehensible to her. But I made it up to her - I took her to a nail salon. Smooth sailing now, and it only cost me $32 plus tip....plus...
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    Telling the only joke I know (a testament to how bored I am)

    This guy is sitting at home, reading the newspaper when he hears a knock at the door. He gets up and answers the door, and is a little ticked-off that there's no one there. Just as he closes the door, he's further ticked-off when he spots a snail on his wife's pretty welcome mat, and pitches it...
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    Getting rid of a gallbladder

    Surgery is in the morning and I'll be home by afternoon. I've had surgery only once before, when a doctor took one of my testicles. That was 40 years ago. They said this surgery is no big deal, and I'm not nervous or anything, but I'm wondering how long recovery takes. I hate down-time. If...
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    Where was the last place of interest to you that you visited?

    Me and my lady friend stayed overnight on Catalina Island last week. Lucked out because a small storm came up over the weekend, right after we left.
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    Sun avoidance and mortality

    NO! But only because I'd lose it in the wind.
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    Dinner With Brady

    Conversation over dinner with my 5 year old grand-nephew: Uncle Wrigley's? Are you going to die of oldness? Well (thoughtfully), it's way too late for me to die of youngness, so, yes, directly or indirectly. What does indirectly mean? It means, somehow related. Like me and you are...
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    Red smiley faces in the top right corner

    I'm almost finished getting the empty unit ready to rent. Got a slew of applications already and will have to start showing it soon, so I finally hired a new office assistant. As you might expect, almost everyone in all the other units had or knew somebody who wanted the job - it's just a little...
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    How to fall off a roof and not die

    And who else can't get enough of the Tasmanian Devil? or a humongous spider on their face?
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    Sequoia National Park & Kings Canyon National Park

    This is where you'll find me.....
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    How to fall off a roof and not die

    I started watching that show, pretty good the ones I watched, but lately the re-enactment bits are intolerable for me. I like Ink Masters better. Check out the bad tat I posted earlier in this thread. And here's another .... He looks so proud.
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    How to fall off a roof and not die

    Not mine, or there'd be a tattoo artist with his jaw wired shut doing tattoos with his feet....which might be an improvement. Here's my favorite bad tattoo: HAHA!
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    How to fall off a roof and not die

    I was working on the roof of Big Mama's empty unit today, installing some updated solar panels. I was all stressed-out and pissed-off because the supplier delivered the wrong panels last week, and so these were delivered late, and I skipped changing from my old sneakers into my work boots...
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