What do you do that is completely idiotic?

Paulina

Paulina

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If nothing, good for you. I believe I can think of many for myself but the top thing that comes to mind is I'll tell myself, oh, I want to look this up. I'll open up a new tab and then ask myself, what did I want to look up? And you?
 

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Paulina said:
If nothing, good for you. I believe I can think of many for myself but the top thing that comes to mind is I'll tell myself, oh, I want to look this up. I'll open up a new tab and then ask myself, what did I want to look up? And you?
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I can beat that. Just an hour ago I peeled a tangerine, than sat it down because I had to go outside for a minute, I came back inside and cant find it. I have looked everywhere, then I looked everywhere again, the garage, the trash, the bathroom, the refrigerator, under the tables. I looked with glasses on, I looked with glasses off (I know you all have done the same!) It's. Just. Gone.
 
C50 said:
I can beat that. Just an hour ago I peeled a tangerine, than sat it down because I had to go outside for a minute, I came back inside and cant find it. I have looked everywhere, then I looked everywhere again, the garage, the trash, the bathroom, the refrigerator, under the tables. I looked with glasses on, I looked with glasses off (I know you all have done the same!) It's. Just. Gone.
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At least wherever you find it, the area will smell good for a while.
 
C50 said:
I can beat that. Just an hour ago I peeled a tangerine, than sat it down because I had to go outside for a minute, I came back inside and cant find it. I have looked everywhere, then I looked everywhere again, the garage, the trash, the bathroom, the refrigerator, under the tables. I looked with glasses on, I looked with glasses off (I know you all have done the same!) It's. Just. Gone.
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lol...that's me as well.... :ROFLMAO:
 
i never shopped at the local Walmart because it was on the left side of road, and i was afraid to cross in front of oncoming traffic to turn left. i could have driven out of my way and turned around somewhere and come back and turned right, but nahh. lol
 
C50 said:
I can beat that. Just an hour ago I peeled a tangerine, than sat it down because I had to go outside for a minute, I came back inside and cant find it. I have looked everywhere, then I looked everywhere again, the garage, the trash, the bathroom, the refrigerator, under the tables. I looked with glasses on, I looked with glasses off (I know you all have done the same!) It's. Just. Gone.
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I know everyone is repeatedly checking here for an update on the missing tangerine, so.... after another exhaustive search this morning I still haven't found it. I swear I remember thinking when I sat it down that it might leave a sticky spot I would have to clean it up, yet I can't find it.

Is it possible I ate it without even realizing it? I sure don't remember eating it, but also can't imagine how else it could vanish. I'm just glad no one is here to witness my idiotic searching!
 
C50 said:
I can beat that. Just an hour ago I peeled a tangerine, than sat it down because I had to go outside for a minute, I came back inside and cant find it. I have looked everywhere, then I looked everywhere again, the garage, the trash, the bathroom, the refrigerator, under the tables. I looked with glasses on, I looked with glasses off (I know you all have done the same!) It's. Just. Gone.
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If I did that it would mean I ate it. I frequently fix something to eat -- then it's gone and I don't remembering eating it.

I'll bet you came inside -- still thinking about whatever it was outside, ate it while musing, did something else, came back and couldn't find the tangerine.
 
C50 said:
I know everyone is repeatedly checking here for an update on the missing tangerine, so.... after another exhaustive search this morning I still haven't found it. I swear I remember thinking when I sat it down that it might leave a sticky spot I would have to clean it up, yet I can't find it.

Is it possible I ate it without even realizing it? I sure don't remember eating it, but also can't imagine how else it could vanish. I'm just glad no one is here to witness my idiotic searching!
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I thought of that this morning. I wonder if that gentleman found his Tangerine? Geez I have an exciting life.
 
AnneTeak said:
i never shopped at the local Walmart because it was on the left side of road, and i was afraid to cross in front of oncoming traffic to turn left. i could have driven out of my way and turned around somewhere and come back and turned right, but nahh. lol
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You are not alone. I had a friend who was the same , in this case turning right across oncoming traffic even if there was no traffic coming the opposite way, she would still drive a long way to get to a roundabout so she could turn around and go back so she could then turn left into her destination..
 
....the other day I was searching my bedroom for one of my hearing aids so I hold up the back of the recliner to check underneath and there were crumbs and bits of food everywhere under there...there was even a slice of dried up BACON!! :eek::eek:
 

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