On a visit to me when she was 13, my oldest gr-daughter in the car and she asks me "Grandma, what are Uncles good for?"
I asked her what she meant, she very seriously says "As far as I can see the only thing they do is drink beer and watch ballgames"
On another visit, I had all 3 and we were cleaning raw shrimp to make Shrimp Scampi. Oldest gr-daughter is looking at her shrimp
touching the belly lightly moving the swimmerets back on forth and asks "Why would a shrimp have this many testicles??" I had to look
before I spoke and then asked "You mean TENACLES like an octopus?" So we had a lesson on shrimp parts.
I asked her what she meant, she very seriously says "As far as I can see the only thing they do is drink beer and watch ballgames"
On another visit, I had all 3 and we were cleaning raw shrimp to make Shrimp Scampi. Oldest gr-daughter is looking at her shrimp
touching the belly lightly moving the swimmerets back on forth and asks "Why would a shrimp have this many testicles??" I had to look
before I spoke and then asked "You mean TENACLES like an octopus?" So we had a lesson on shrimp parts.
I had to explain to him that I'm retired and get a pension every month. He couldn't believe I get paid for not working.