Things You Don’t Say To Your Wife

The wife is standing in front of the mirror bewailing her aging.

"My hair is turning gray, I have new wrinkles, my chin is sagging, everywhere I look, I look like an old lady!"

She turns to her husband and whines, "I need to hear something good about myself. Say something nice about me!"

The husband thinks for a minute and says, "Well, your eyesight is still good."

His funeral is on Saturday.
 
My friend stopped by the other day, he said he needed a place to hide out. His wife was going out to garden and he said not to because there were fire ants out there. He told me the picked the wrong time to utter the phrase "I told you so".
 
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