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  1. george-alfred

    Pigs

    A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county show and sell them. At the show, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So they...
  2. george-alfred

    Vacuum Salesman

    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum...
  3. george-alfred

    Hi There just joined

    Hi There Folks just found this forum so I thought I would give it a whirl,i am retired and list my pleasures as sport,jazz,and travel I also meddle in family history. I am retired and enjoy meeting old friends from days gone by,i reside in Lancashire UK and never lived anywhere else.
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