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I just heard this joke and I gotta write it down before I forget. I'm terrible at remembering jokes. Could be an old one, idk...first time I've ever heard it.

😯 A married lady is in bed with her lover when her husband arrives home early from a business trip, and calls out for her to come unlock the door. The lady panics and starts throwing her lover's clothes at him when she hears her husband yell, "It's ok, honey-bun. I'll use my key!"

The lady tells her lover, Quick! Out onto the balcony!
Lover: No, it's tiny, he'll find me out there.
Lady: Jump off of it, stupid!
Lover: Are you kidding me? You're on the 13th floor!
Lady: OMG, this is no time to be superstitious!"
 
I just heard this joke and I gotta write it down before I forget. I'm terrible at remembering jokes. Could be an old one, idk...first time I've ever heard it.

😯 A married lady is in bed with her lover when her husband arrives home early from a business trip, and calls out for her to come unlock the door. The lady panics and starts throwing her lover's clothes at him when she hears her husband yell, "It's ok, honey-bun. I'll use my key!"

The lady tells her lover, Quick! Out onto the balcony!
Lover: No, it's tiny, he'll find me out there.
Lady: Jump off of it, stupid!
Lover: Are you kidding me? You're on the 13th floor!
Lady: OMG, this is no time to be superstitious!"
Hahaha ahahahah, good one
 
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