A father walks into a restaurant with his young son... He gives the
young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy
starts choking, going blue in the face...The father realizes the boy has
swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back..The boy
coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the
father is panicking, shouting for help.A well-dressed, attractive, and
serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at the coffee
bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the
commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the
newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes
her way, unhurried, across the restaurant. Reaching the boy, the woman
carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts
to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly... After a
few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel,
which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's
testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to
her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word..As soon as he is sure
that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the
woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do
anything like that before, it was fantastic.
Are you a doctor?""No" the
woman replied, "I'm with the Internal Revenue Service"
young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy
starts choking, going blue in the face...The father realizes the boy has
swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back..The boy
coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the
father is panicking, shouting for help.A well-dressed, attractive, and
serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at the coffee
bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the
commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the
newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes
her way, unhurried, across the restaurant. Reaching the boy, the woman
carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts
to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly... After a
few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel,
which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's
testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to
her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word..As soon as he is sure
that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the
woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do
anything like that before, it was fantastic.
Are you a doctor?""No" the
woman replied, "I'm with the Internal Revenue Service"