Fifty Words or Less
DARN ALARM CLOCK
Late again. Okay, got to hurry.
Shower, shave, hair.
Coffee. Must have at least one cup.
Programmable coffee maker. Best invention ever.
Out the door. Grab the newspaper off the stoop.
Drive to the office. Park.
Cross the street. Glance at paper. Crash!
A few steps away, horoscope.
"Be careful when crossing the street today".
DARN ALARM CLOCK
Late again. Okay, got to hurry.
Shower, shave, hair.
Coffee. Must have at least one cup.
Programmable coffee maker. Best invention ever.
Out the door. Grab the newspaper off the stoop.
Drive to the office. Park.
Cross the street. Glance at paper. Crash!
A few steps away, horoscope.
"Be careful when crossing the street today".