An Arizona couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for
you?'
The man says, 'Will you watch us have
sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly
couple is asking for sexual advice that he
agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says,
'There's absolutely nothing wrong
with the way you have intercourse..'
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them goodluck, he charges them
$50 and he says good bye.
The next week, the same couple returns and asksthe sex therapist to watch
again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but
agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row
The couple makes an appointment, has
intercourse with no problems, pays the
doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the
doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I
have to ask. Just what are you trying to find
out?'
The man says, 'We're not trying to find
out anything.
She's married; so we can't go to her
house.
I'm married; and we can't go to my
house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges
$139.
We do it here for $50, and best of all....
Medicare pays $43 of it.
And you thought your tax dollars were being wasted...
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for
you?'
The man says, 'Will you watch us have
sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly
couple is asking for sexual advice that he
agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says,
'There's absolutely nothing wrong
with the way you have intercourse..'
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them goodluck, he charges them
$50 and he says good bye.
The next week, the same couple returns and asksthe sex therapist to watch
again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but
agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row
The couple makes an appointment, has
intercourse with no problems, pays the
doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the
doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I
have to ask. Just what are you trying to find
out?'
The man says, 'We're not trying to find
out anything.
She's married; so we can't go to her
house.
I'm married; and we can't go to my
house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges
$139.
We do it here for $50, and best of all....
Medicare pays $43 of it.
And you thought your tax dollars were being wasted...
