I have no idea where this story originated, nor who authored it, but here goes !
Usually, everyone has a dog, calls him Rover or something, I call mine "Sex"
Well, Sex is a very emabarrassing name... Once i took him for a walk and he ran
away from me. I spent hours looking for that dog.
A cop came along and asked me what i was doing in this alley at 4am in the morning.
I said i was looking for Sex. He hauled me off to jail and it cost me 50 bucks for disorderly conduct.
Wanting to be legal about everything, i went to the Court House to see about a dog license. A clerk
asked me what i wanted. i told him i wanted a License for Sex. He said "I would like to have one too"
And he called someone and they threw me out!
When i decided to get married, i told the Minister i wanted to Sex at the wedding.
He didn;t understand when i told him Everyone coming would enjoy having Sex there. The next day
we were married by a Justic of Peace. My family is now barred from the Methodist church!
My wife and i took the dog along with us on our honeymoon,, When i checked into the Motel,i told
the clerk I wanted a room for my wife and a special room for Sex. He thought i was up to something
Kinky and wouldn;t give us a room..
Well, to make a long story short, i have been thrown in Jail, Been Married, and recently divorced and
had more trouble that dog then i ever gambled for.
Just the other day when i went to my first session with a Psychiatrist, she askked me, "What seems to
be the trouble? " I replied " Well Sex has died and left my Life, its like losing a friend and its so lonely."
The doctor said," Look Mister, You and i both know that Sex isn't man's best friend, so get yourself a dog"
Usually, everyone has a dog, calls him Rover or something, I call mine "Sex"
Well, Sex is a very emabarrassing name... Once i took him for a walk and he ran
away from me. I spent hours looking for that dog.
A cop came along and asked me what i was doing in this alley at 4am in the morning.
I said i was looking for Sex. He hauled me off to jail and it cost me 50 bucks for disorderly conduct.
Wanting to be legal about everything, i went to the Court House to see about a dog license. A clerk
asked me what i wanted. i told him i wanted a License for Sex. He said "I would like to have one too"
And he called someone and they threw me out!
When i decided to get married, i told the Minister i wanted to Sex at the wedding.
He didn;t understand when i told him Everyone coming would enjoy having Sex there. The next day
we were married by a Justic of Peace. My family is now barred from the Methodist church!
My wife and i took the dog along with us on our honeymoon,, When i checked into the Motel,i told
the clerk I wanted a room for my wife and a special room for Sex. He thought i was up to something
Kinky and wouldn;t give us a room..
Well, to make a long story short, i have been thrown in Jail, Been Married, and recently divorced and
had more trouble that dog then i ever gambled for.
Just the other day when i went to my first session with a Psychiatrist, she askked me, "What seems to
be the trouble? " I replied " Well Sex has died and left my Life, its like losing a friend and its so lonely."
The doctor said," Look Mister, You and i both know that Sex isn't man's best friend, so get yourself a dog"
