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[Elsie]

Suddenly, the mermaid let out a tremendous burp, and her belly went flat. She had just been gassy from eating too much seaweed at one time.

 

[papa tiger]

Big guy held a Salamander in his left hand while patting Mermaids tummy with his right. Then came a loud sound!

 

[-Oy-]

'FAAAAAAAAAAAAART!'

 

[Elsie]

And Forest lady, holding her nose, was swept, by the fart caused waves onto shore and there, looking worn out was

 

[Naturally]

... rested there from life's vexations while pausing to catch the threads of vanishing dreams, when ...

 

[Elsie]

an apparition appeared before her and told her she will be vexed by more dreams, the next one testing her emotional and physical strength would be

 

[Naturally]

... after Forest Lady ran by the Shop 'n Shop to pick up a quart of Elbow Grease, before she ...

 

[gruntlabor]

.. became sleepy, and ,..

 

[Naturally]

And Flatfoot woke Forest Lady as they neared the forest in the hover-truck. "Oh look," Flatfoot pointed, "A hurricane in the Caribbean and over Florida." Forest Lady exclaimed, "That just makes me want to holler and throw up both my hands!" ... then ...

 

[Elsie]

she greased the hover craft, hollered, and flew it right past the hurricane and ended up upside down on

 

[spectratg]

an UFO!

 

[Naturally]

Forest Lady blinked twice, spat out a toothpick, and muttered, "Well, this ain't Daytona."

 

[papa tiger]

The guys inside stood 8'

 

[OldOld]

but they all have only one eye.

 

[Naturally]

... and they share that eye like it was a company car

 

[Beezer]

Meanwhile, @MACKTEXAS and Patrick wearing wigs and sundresses and dark sunglasses continued to be chased by a throng of angry women. It was really hard to run in high heels, but it looks almost like Patrick was kind of used to it...even enjoying it!

 

[MACKTEXAS]

But just as they got tired of all the running, they saw @Beezer off to one side with Gloria S., and handed them the dark glasses and wigs so they could take up running from the angry women!

 

[Beezer]

Gloria wrapped a caring arm around Beezer and said...

"Some say 'Good ole Beezer...but I say 'Screw ole Beezer!'

 

[papa tiger]

"Beezer is a blessing," they sigh! Then they

 

[Naturally]

Then they bend to scoop a suspiciously warm gift from Max the cat, on the lawn, muttering, "A generous one, too."

 

[gruntlabor]

Forest Lady stood with dignity, smoothing her pink chiffon skirts. Then, as if on cue ...

 

[oscash]

Well, hello handsome, what brings you to this side of the forest?

 

[papa tiger]

"I have apparently misplaced my Salamander," he said,
which symbolizes freedom and unadulterated beauty.

 

[gruntlabor]

Forest Lady stiffened, gave him the hairy eyeball. "Your salamander? It is impossible to be both a possession and a symbol of Freedom, but let it never be said that I am political. Let it only be said that I am enchantingly beautiful."