Murrmurr
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- Location
- Sacramento, California
There's only 2 jokes I can remember well enough to re-tell. One would obviously break a few rules. The other I've posted before, long time back, but, new people, so...
This guy was sitting in his living room late one evening, reading a book, when he heard a knock at the door. When he went to answer, no one was there. The guy looked around, scratched his head a bit, and just as he started to close the door, he looked down and noticed a big ol' snail on his welcome mat. He picked it up by its shell and tossed it across his yard, went inside and shut the door.
About 6 months later, on a late evening, the guy was reading another book when he heard a knock at the door. He went to answer it, but no one was there. Instinctively, he looked down and, sure enough, there was that same snail on his welcome mat.
It looked up at the guy and said with some annoyance, "What the hell was that about?"
This guy was sitting in his living room late one evening, reading a book, when he heard a knock at the door. When he went to answer, no one was there. The guy looked around, scratched his head a bit, and just as he started to close the door, he looked down and noticed a big ol' snail on his welcome mat. He picked it up by its shell and tossed it across his yard, went inside and shut the door.
About 6 months later, on a late evening, the guy was reading another book when he heard a knock at the door. He went to answer it, but no one was there. Instinctively, he looked down and, sure enough, there was that same snail on his welcome mat.
It looked up at the guy and said with some annoyance, "What the hell was that about?"
