sixstringman
New Member
I've heard funnier jokes that were risque, but this is my favorite clean joke:
A man was arrested and charged for shooting a Bald Eagle. When
the judge asked if he would like to say anything in his behalf the
man said, "yes, your honor. I was hunting with friends when I
became separated from the group. I wandered around for days
without any food when I spotted the Bald Eagle. I shot it, cooked
it and ate it because I didn't want to die! Upon hearing this the
judge said, "due to the extenuating circumstances I'm going to
dismiss the case. I also like to hunt and I appreciate the taste of
different fine fowl. Obviously, I'm never going to taste a Bald Eagle.
Do you mind if I ask what it tastes like?" The man thought for a
moment and then said, "Its hard to put your finger on it. Sort of
a cross between a Whooping Crane and a Spotted Owl!"
A man was arrested and charged for shooting a Bald Eagle. When
the judge asked if he would like to say anything in his behalf the
man said, "yes, your honor. I was hunting with friends when I
became separated from the group. I wandered around for days
without any food when I spotted the Bald Eagle. I shot it, cooked
it and ate it because I didn't want to die! Upon hearing this the
judge said, "due to the extenuating circumstances I'm going to
dismiss the case. I also like to hunt and I appreciate the taste of
different fine fowl. Obviously, I'm never going to taste a Bald Eagle.
Do you mind if I ask what it tastes like?" The man thought for a
moment and then said, "Its hard to put your finger on it. Sort of
a cross between a Whooping Crane and a Spotted Owl!"
