Almost 2 Weeks Without a Smoke and I Haven't Murdered Anyone Yet

[Beezer]

Of course I've mentioned this before...

The best place to murder someone is a Grocery Store. You just place the body on the bottom rung of your shopping cart...whistle a merry tune as you go through the cash...then off to the car trunk while nobody notices a thing.

And even if someone did notice, I doubt they would yell out, "Hey! You forgot to ring in that dead guy!!".

 

[Magna-Carta]

Of course I've mentioned this before...

The best place to murder someone is a Grocery Store. You just place the body on the bottom rung of your shopping cart...whistle a merry tune as you go through the cash...then off to the car trunk while nobody notices a thing.

And even if someone did notice, I doubt they would yell out, "Hey! You forgot to ring in that dead guy!!".

Oops, looks like I've inadvertently stumbled into the wrong thread. But thanks for the advice all the same. I think I might get all my groceries delivered to my door from now on.

I don't want to risk being put on the bottom rung of a shopping cart and then finding myself in the trunk of someone's car, dead or alive!

Good to see giving up smoking isn't affecting your mind in any way. Keep it up.

 

[hollydolly]

 

[PeppermintPatty]

Congratulations Beezer!
You’re doing great.

 

[Nathan]

@Beezer , 2 weeks! You got it whipped! The whole smoking thing will soon become a distant [unpleasant] memory.

 

[Jules]

Thinking about killing someone while in withdrawal - my husband of the time is lucky to have made it out alive. He was really … annoying me. @Beezer, you’re a stronger person than I.

 

[Capt Lightning]

My father used to be a heavy smoker. In his 50's he developed stomach problems and needed a major operation. Shortly afterwards, he went to have a smoke and simply couldn't stand the taste.. He stopped smoking there and then, but afterwards anything and everything that had ever happened to him, he blamed on smoking. He lived to be 81.

 

[fuzzybuddy]

Cool, Beezer. Wow! 2 weeks without a cigarette, or a murder. That's a first for you.

 

[DebraMae]

Congratulations!

 

[Della]

Way to go, Beezer!

 

[JustBonee]

... Glad to hear that you haven't killed anyone!

 

[CallMeKate]

Typical "Kurious Kate" question here... but if you HAD checked your groceries out with a dead dude under the cart, would you confess and TELL us, huh? Two weeks is awesome, @Beezer ! Congrats.

 

[Timewise 60+]

Breezer, well done...keep it going!

When I quit, I knew at the end of three weeks that I would make it!
One regret, that darn cat really wanted to live...??

Good Luck....

 

[chic]

Congratulations @Beezer !!!!!!!!!

 

[Lilac]

Congrats, Beezer! You have done what many have attempted, but couldn't do.

I've worked with several people who quit smoking over the years. It was hard to be around them some days, but the end result was worth it. Hubby was a smoker & quit before we dated. He said it was the best thing he did. I'm sure you will be happy with your decision too.

 

[Knight]

Now if you can. For two years save the money you would have spent on cigarettes & take a trip to somewhere you always wanted to go.

The average cost of a pack of cigarettes in the United States is $8.00, with average prices ranging from $6.11 (Missouri) to $11.96 (New York).

In one year this could be possible
@ $6.11 a pack a day = $2,248.48
@$8.00 a pack a day = $2,920.00
@$11.96 a pack a day = $4,365.4

 

[Georgiagranny]

Congratulations @Beezer. If you do find it necessary to resort to murder, we can raise bail for you

 

[hearlady]

Good for you! Keep it up @Beezer !